{"id":8874,"date":"2023-02-28T21:31:00","date_gmt":"2023-02-28T21:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.africa-press.net\/burundi\/politique\/billet-a-la-progeniture-celeste"},"modified":"2023-02-28T21:31:00","modified_gmt":"2023-02-28T21:31:00","slug":"billet-a-la-progeniture-celeste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.africa-press.net\/burundi\/toutes-les-actualites\/billet-a-la-progeniture-celeste","title":{"rendered":"BILLET | A la  prog\u00e9niture c\u00e9leste"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #ff6600\"><strong>Africa-Press &#8211; Burundi. <\/strong><\/span>L\u2019annonce de l\u2019Honorable Pre\u0301sident de l\u2019Assemble\u0301e nationale du Burundi a fait le tour du monde : apre\u0300s leur mort, les hommes peuvent continuer a\u0300 faire des enfants au ciel !<\/p>\n<p>De\u0301cide\u0301ment, au ciel, il y a beaucoup de merveilles&#8230; Aux djihadistes qui vont se faire exploser, il est promis de trouver \u00ab 24 jeunes vierges \u00bb a\u0300 consommer. C\u2019est d\u2019ailleurs a\u0300 se demander, comme le chantait Georges Brassens, pourquoi ceux qui nous parlent du ciel avec tant de ferveur et pre\u0302chent le martyre \u00ab s\u2019attardent ici-bas \u00bb&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Pour les Burundais, grands procre\u0301ateurs devant l\u2019Eternel, c\u2019est une re\u0301ve\u0301lation. De\u0301sormais, la mort n\u2019est plus une fin. En passant de vie a\u0300 tre\u0301pas, au ciel, les Burundais pourront continuer leurs e\u0301bats prolifiques sans crainte. C\u2019est peut-e\u0302tre le fameux \u00ab septie\u0300me ciel \u00bb. La\u0300-haut, ils pourront fabriquer des bambins a\u0300 profusion, le ciel e\u0301tant plus vaste que leur terre ste\u0301rile et surpeuple\u0301e.<\/p>\n<p>La prochaine fois que vous accompagnez a\u0300 Mpanda un ami qui a la chance d\u2019aller s\u2019envoyer en l\u2019air pour l\u2019e\u0301ternite\u0301, soyez utiles envers celui qui s\u2019en va poursuivre l\u2019\u0153uvre commence\u0301e ici-bas : n\u2019apportez pas des fleurs. Pensez pluto\u0302t a\u0300 du lait en poudre, des biberons, te\u0301tines et autres \u00ab pampers \u00bb pour la proge\u0301niture ce\u0301leste.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pour plus d&rsquo;informations et d&rsquo;analyses sur la <a href=\"https:\/\/www.africa-press.net\/burundi\">Burundi<\/a>, suivez <a href=\"https:\/\/www.africa-press.net\/\">Africa-Press<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Africa-Press &#8211; Burundi. 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