{"id":16979,"date":"2022-07-05T10:18:05","date_gmt":"2022-07-05T10:18:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.africa-press.net\/lesotho\/all-news\/feselady-has-done-it-again"},"modified":"2022-07-05T11:09:04","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T11:09:04","slug":"feselady-has-done-it-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.africa-press.net\/lesotho\/all-news\/feselady-has-done-it-again","title":{"rendered":"Feselady has done it again"},"content":{"rendered":"

Africa-Press – Lesotho. <\/strong><\/span>Thiskakisthekakofallkaks. That\u2019s not gibberish passed off as some language. Read slowly. Muckraker typed that after being bamboozled by the shocking news that the Feselady wants the High Court to change her bail conditions.
\nThe Queen of Drama Queens (QoDQ) wants the court to remove the condition that she reports to the police station once every two weeks. Let that sink in like a cold Maluti Lager on a scorching summer day.
\nWhile that percolates, a little bit of history is in order. When she was fighting for bail in June last year, the gist of her argument was that she had to take care of her ailing hubby who she claimed had Alzheimer and is incontinent.
\nThat sounded dubious but struck a chord. Here was a loving wife desperate to nurse her spouse. This time she is not bothering the court with that emotional blackmail.
\nNor is she conjuring some sophisticated legal arguments to justify why she needs the freedom. No. She simply doesn\u2019t want to report to the police because she is tired of doing so.<\/p>\n

The pith and marrow of her application is that the visits to the police station are a waste of both her time and energy. She says she has reported to the police 30 times \u201cfor one and the same thing\u201d.<\/p>\n

Simple like that. And just in case the court thinks she is the only one fatigued, the Feselady says even the police are tired of seeing her. Hear, hear, hear.<\/p>\n

\u201cThis reporting has become not only meaningless but extremely tedious not only to your petitioner but to the police as well,\u201d the Feselady says in what history will record as the most inane justification in an application to vary bail conditions.
\n\u201cThe police understandably are tired of seeing her and having to stamp her bail bond which is now full of stamps and they say so every time she reports,\u201d the Feselady\u2019s lawyer argues.
\nMuckraker is no legal fundi but she will tell you this is a thunderous lie told with a tinge of arrogance. No police officer will ever be tired of seeing a former First Lady walking into a police station as a murder suspect to just say \u201cpresent!\u201d and drive back home.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s hilarious, especially when it\u2019s someone who once thought they would be in the State House until donkeys grow horns and pigs can play the accordion.
\nNothing is as pleasurable as watching the powerful bite the dust and being humbled. Police officers wish she would report to the police every day so they can witness her misery.
\nShe is the source of comic relief at the police station. The police should start asking schools to organise visits to the police station to see her reporting.
\nShe is a teaching aid in lessons on justice, power, humility and crime prevention. The Feselady should tell the court the real reason she doesn\u2019t want to report to the police.<\/p>\n

Muckraker knows it has nothing to do with being tired or the reporting being pointless. Neither is it because she wants to travel with her hubby during the festive season.
\nThe real reason she doesn\u2019t want to report is that it reminds her of school, something she hates with passion. The visits bring harrowing memories of her teacher marking the register.<\/p>\n

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