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Africa-Press – Lesotho. <\/strong><\/span>Hear, hear, hear! Mr Softie has created a fictitious diplomatic post. It\u2019s called Resident Ambassador, meaning an ambassador leading no particular mission and its first dweller is Lesotho\u2019s High Commissioner to London Rethabile Mokaeane who has been abruptly instructed to come back home.<\/p>\n

So urgent is the new assignment that she has been ordered to be home within two weeks. The new position was created even before Basotho could understand what Lesotho\u2019s ambassadors are doing in the foreign missions.<\/p>\n

All we know is that they spend their time munching huge allowances and attending banquets. Sometimes they spar with their subordinates over minor issues. Others had opened shebeens in South Africa.<\/p>\n

Occasionally, they will meet the prime minister and his diplomats at the airports for some protocol ritual whose benefit to the country can only be deciphered by Sandawana.<\/p>\n

And that\u2019s just about what they do at the missions. Now Basotho have to understand Mokaeane\u2019s job as a resident ambassador. Will she have an office or staff at the Ministry of Drunken Affairs? What is her job description?
\nGood luck to those asking such inconvenient questions.<\/p>\n

Muckraker is not waiting for answers because she knows none is forthcoming. She only wants to know if a resident ambassador is as useless as a Minister in the Prime Minister\u2019s Office.<\/p>\n

They are surely administrators of the same WhatsApp group. A Minister in the Prime Minister\u2019s Office is like an overrated personal assistant always on the beck and call of the prime minister.<\/p>\n

Their role is to meet people that the prime minister wants to avoid. They are the buffer between the prime minister and what he considers nuisances and riff-raff.<\/p>\n

But they can also be assigned other tasks like attending mundane events, delivering speeches on the prime minister\u2019s behalf and cleaning the prime minister\u2019s political mess.<\/p>\n

Other roles include wearing oversized suits to meetings and playing the clown to amuse the prime minister. Ideally, the job goes to a person of no known talents apart from bootlicking.<\/p>\n

One Minister in the Prime Minister\u2019s office was so \u2018underworked\u2019 and bored that he contrived to sign a dubious M2 billion deal with a phony company now suing the government.<\/p>\n

His name is Temeki T\u0161olo and everyone knows he cannot even spell his name under pressure. For the sake of her reputation and sanity, Mokaeane should resist being saddled with that embarrassing post.<\/p>\n

This is not just a demotion but a kick in the teeth. She must hoof back with a lawsuit and walk away. A resident ambassador is like a driver without a vehicle. A molisana without goats.<\/p>\n

A resident ambassador should not be confused with an ambassador-at-large who is a senior diplomat or an ambassador-in-residence who is an ambassador to another country. The only resident ambassador known to Muckraker is the one who welcomes new residents at an old people\u2019s home and helps them settle in.<\/p>\n

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs doesn\u2019t need a Resident Ambassador but a counsellor to help drunk diplomats or assist those abruptly yanked out of their position to adjust to the misery of lapeng.<\/p>\n

For More News And Analysis About Lesotho<\/a> Follow Africa-Press<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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