Africa-Press – Lesotho. Remember to pray for Joang Molapo, Tlohelang Aumane and Khothatso Tsooana. They are all licking their wounds after being clobbered in the RFP primaries.
The people of Maputsoe were not impressed by Joang’s pretentious English accent. At least he is not bellowing like he did when he was spanked by Chessman in the BNP.
Back then he cried as he packed his bags to join the AD. Now he has to look for another home that tolerates those who speak English through the nose. Shibilishibilishibili.
Muckraker wishes him well because although he is a mediocre politician, Joang is a good human being. Aumane lost because he is a political prostitute.
Yeh, I said it! And I will say it again before the cock crows thrice. Muckraker can prove that beyond reasonable doubt. The man defected from the DC to join the AD because he was promised a ministerial position.
When the AD ran out of its sweetness, he jumped to the RFP. The RFP however saw through his monkey tricks and rejected him in the primaries. Not here, the RFP people said.
But Aumane is not one to spend too long in an unsatisfying political bed. He is now rumoured to have crawled into bed with the Socialist Revolutionaries.
Socialists led by a machonisa. Socialists who drive a million rand car. Phew. Do they even know what socialism is about? Or maybe they think socialism is the same as socialising.
Aumane will not ask those questions because they will interfere with his kuenalisation. He stands for nothing and believes in nothing. He is just a political opportunist.
He can sell a relative for bus fare. As for Tšooana, Muckraker can only say tough luck. He is a typical example of what happens when you run away from an apprenticeship. Clearly, Uncle Tom had not finished training him. It’s not for nothing that he was a PS.
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